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MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:05 am
@crankyhead: You must be a hoot at a party.
Claire - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
This is actually very true o_O
crankyhead - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi, Margaret Thatcher,Catherine II, Queen Mary, Tz'u-hsi, Queen Elizabeth, Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Queen Isabella, Queen Victoria, Cleopatra, pretty much every woman who ever ruled a country brought that country to war. Jus' sayin...
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Don't forget a lot of drama and no p*** on the internet
pieman - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice Devil. 5 caddy little b****es.


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


WOMEN - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
LMAO!! Best 5 points i gave in a long time :D
jonyungk - November 23, 2011, 12:12 am
Yea, verily, yea. Magnificently done.
Coombsy007 - August 13, 2011, 3:09 pm
Mate you can say it in a clever way e.g. E5P, or just say it straight out. Either way one of the best I've seen 5L
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:30 pm
E5P
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:55 am
aaaahahaha... have to recognize that's true in many cases. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - August 13, 2011, 11:32 am
Glad my girlfriend doesn't post here haha.
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 11:22 am
Well said KFD.
rerun - August 13, 2011, 10:46 am

WOW is an understatement on this motifake. This should be printed out & hung on a wall
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 10:10 am
5uperb!


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OCCUPY .................. -




FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX - TRY PULLING THE BLANKET BACK TO YOUR SIDE


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.77/5


WOMEN'S RULES ARE ENGAGED -


TAGS: women men
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - March 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
I'll give it a 5 anyway. Nice pic to make a poster with
Airman - March 1, 2012, 5:13 pm
wow, I never saw it. I actually heard this quote on a radio show going home last night.. and made the poster using it when I came in this am.. should have looked first
Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 4:59 pm
Admittedly, 5till an amazing caption but. . . #147025 :)


PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.


TAGS: funny ugly woman
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by aintright

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:58 pm
Actually I think I saw a youtube video of her being really upset about how people were putting pictures of her online and calling her the ugliest woman in the world. Don't say she's beautiful, that's patronizing, but it's not cool to mock her for it.
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:36 pm
really mooooooooooooooooo your thinking about *** if no then sorry for sayin that! but what Kelly said is really really true you shouldn't be like that to people who got sick don't mess with my only cyber friend promise ya guys? ha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:28 pm
That's true, you guys shouldn't pick on her....she might have a nice body and paper bags are free. (it's the internet pal, grow a pair!)
kelly11lucile - January 19, 2012, 11:48 am
OMG WHOEVER MADE THIS IS SICK!!!! SHE'S A REAL PERSON, AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE HER AS A PIN UP!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! -_- CYBER BULLYING(EVEN INADVERTENTLY)IS IMMATURE. GROW UP!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.


TAGS: comics heroes woman
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:00 pm
Whoa. If that's Mimi's secret identity, I guess that makes Drew Carey Lois Lane.


COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard


TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
Where can my wife sign-up?


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by dy2012

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. ***ist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm
ROR! Nice one.


THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT - BUT I'M A WOMAN SO THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.89/5


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm
this ph**o could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better ph**o. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


20 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO -


TAGS: women
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

steve1961 - September 29, 2013, 11:28 pm
There are many things incorrect about this poster. Most women I know are much more capable than most men I know.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:38 pm
What about Hole, they're an awesome band, granted Courtney Love is insane, but early Hole was awesome!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:56 pm
And give you a simple straight answer...
house - June 16, 2011, 5:47 pm
well, who else is gunna make our sammiches ??
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 8:25 am
You left out reverse parallel park
steph1 - June 16, 2011, 8:23 am
...and yet men still can't do without us


SHUT UP -




Female drivers -


TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


WOMEN - God bless them. They truly believe that we actually understand them


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Doug

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:43 pm
I'm a woman and I LOVE this! Hilarious and true, I bet! ^_^
sixthseraph - July 13, 2011, 10:44 am
we could understand them, there's a book on how to, but the response when asked if they did is "TL,DR"
Chibolazo - June 13, 2010, 4:47 pm
hahaha exellent i love it
MasterMorality - December 30, 2009, 8:12 pm
Priceless.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 2:12 pm
WOMEN - They actually believe we want to understand them.


HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH - O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.


TAGS: ni peng neee wom
Rating: 3.91/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Oh I gave it 5
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
So, how many lions?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:33 pm
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.


FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...




MAN -




SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


SINGLE -


TAGS: man joke woman
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 21, 2011, 8:50 am
for example: "Dating sites for singles"
gas - November 21, 2011, 8:46 am
it can be an adjective or a noun too: "an unmarried person, especially one who is relatively young."
SentineLEX - November 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Single is an adjective... You don't say "I am a single", you say "I am single".


TODAYS WOMEN -




BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.23/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


MY NEW BOYFRIEND -


TAGS: women
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 1, 2016, 7:21 am
...sputter...choke...sputter BWHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is hilarious!!! I've got one of those crazy biyatches right down the street! She's a real winner! ^!


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.69/5

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Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am
...and a double sh**.


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any v*****, anytime soon...


DEAR GOD -




I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


FUTILE -


TAGS: women argue men
Rating: 4.34/5

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- August 26, 2012, 3:28 am
5o true, and so very sad. Not sad for the females, for those who have to pretend their argument is a sound one :D Been there, done that, lost that fight.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 5:31 pm
This is 100% true. I've learned that if you just say in a calm voice, "Yup... I know... You're right... My bad..." Gets them to shut up really quickly; takes the fun out of it for them.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:02 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:58 am
2L***. And no I'm not a bomber
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:56 am
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:47 am
Oh well. At least it doesn't have a 1L or lower rating :)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:41 am
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 7:35 am
Thx mariand. I guess there's no pleasing some people :P
mariand - March 7, 2012, 2:14 am
great poster... I can't understand how someone can vote less than 5L to this.
holymoly - March 6, 2012, 6:37 pm
It's my anti avitar
gas - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm
nor firing one hehe


PMS - It's that time of the month


TAGS: pms women
Rating: 3.62/5

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Sho - May 27, 2011, 10:41 pm
good luck with that
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:50 am
I'd still hit it.


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: oxymoron day women
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.


WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


WIVES - loveless, farting, blaming, yelling, lying, nagging, cheating, divorcing, hateful things


TAGS: women wives
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by motinet

BoneCD - November 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Funny....my wife always blamed my friends
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
Because it makes them about 90% accurate.
aesop's folly - November 27, 2009, 4:37 pm
why do wives always blame their husband?
motifake - November 27, 2009, 3:51 pm

Im having fun with google today :)


COLD SHOULDER -


TAGS: owls feathers women
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - August 19, 2010, 3:57 pm
I love owl posters, 5L


WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.


TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing ***k.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: h** steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.72/5

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MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




MEN AND WOMEN. - When a man yells at and hits a women it's considered abuse. When a woman yells at and hits a man it's considered being a strong woman.


TAGS: men and women
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:09 pm
Awe, man! I forgot that was currently the in thing. Lol
nicholsjoshua15 - March 10, 2013, 3:29 am
If a woman's ever in the kitchen it means she's looking for a knife that will be sharp enough to kill her unfortunate and unsuspecting husband and children.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:13 am
If a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining at you as you're watching TV, it only means you didn't make the chain short enough.
Sho - March 9, 2013, 10:54 am
And that's what you call a double standard


THREE LEVELS OF CRAZY - Talks to self . Argues with self . No longer speaking with self .


TAGS: three levels crazy old woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
Budog - May 16, 2012, 3:17 am
It's not normal if you preface it with, "Oh hell no, I'm not talking to that b****!"
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:08 am
Um, level 3 would put you right back to normal tho, wouldn't it? Maybe level 3 should be "spreads baseless lies about self".. 5L anyway


SALEM, MASS., CIRCA 1692 - There are no witches...there are no witches...


TAGS: women witches denial
Rating: 4.2/5

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lindasuekristen - July 22, 2013, 4:53 pm
awesome picture!
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Wow!


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




RELATIONSHIPS - Men only worry about a particular Other Man; a women distrusts her whole gender.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by 50cal

matrice666 - October 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
i think its even funnier when you know the frame comes from p***.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:21 am
3 times through the wash. see, we do know how to do the laundry. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm
and for good reason
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:49 pm

nice


EITHER A TINY WOMAN - Or a big pussy ....


TAGS: huge cat woman
Rating: 4.38/5
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 11:54 am
She could be a tiny woman with a big p****.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2010, 8:35 am
That's Verismo Leonetti Reserve Red, the world's longest cat, so yeah, that's a big p**** 2nd paragraph http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon#Breed_description


Idiot -


TAGS: women
Rating: 2.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:47 pm
Don't know, don't care if this actually happened - for ME, the5e NEVER get old. Lol!
WTF - February 24, 2009, 6:01 pm
Nope - IT NEVER HAPPENED! search youtube for Fiona Wheeler and watch her win 32,000 pounds on the UK show. For more proof, google: Fiona Wheeler Kathy Evans
um... - September 6, 2008, 3:20 pm
actually it didn't happen, but it's still pretty funny
no - September 6, 2008, 3:18 pm
it actually DID happen, there's a youtube vid of it... and the original motifake / demotivator read "ELEPHANTS / larger than the moon."
Sgtbobert - April 20, 2008, 4:08 pm
another ph**oshop but I wouldnt be surprised if this happened


THERE'S NO UGLY WOMEN, BUT -


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by gas

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


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